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09.06.2025 01:03

Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Still no good.
What is an easy way to get your driver's license?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Are narcissists happy people generally?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.