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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 01:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

What is the best phrase that sums up Tim Burton's Netflix Wednesday series cast? What is your unedited opinion about it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Just Forget it!

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So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good

share office space ...

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Are narcissists happy people generally?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.